An Update on Our Telly-Box Watching

Goodness, another month goes by without a post on this blog. Anyway, I just thought I'd quickly bring you up to date with the viewing habits in our house.

Yesterday's Balamory threw up the interesting prospect of the Balamory Morris Dancing Society - about as likely as the Balamory Kurdish Community I mentioned a few posts back. It also featured our old friend Edie being sent to an oil rig to cheer the boys up - well if there's one woman for a job like that ("I can show you it all, come up and see me sometime") - all captured on video as always.

The Night Garden episode we saw this morning featured the Tombliboos riding on the Pinky Ponk desperately trying not to spill their juice. Eventually they did, of course, and needed Macca Pacca to blow them off with his Uff-Puff to get clean. No, it's too easy. I'll let you do your own jokes.

Meanwhile, 3rd and Bird, the poor man's Wonder Pets continues to bore us, and Boo! makes Dad want to launch bricks at the TV, however on the bright side, at least we got to see Smokey dragged up as Suzie from Balamory the other day and Pingu is back.

Balamory Tackles The Weighty Political Issues

It's been a while since I posted about mine, DTE and DTY's telly-box habits. However, this morning DTE requested an old-school Balamory, instead of our current fave Super Why.

We were delighted to be treated to Edie's raunchy number "Come Up and See Me Sometime", but somewhat mystified to see the popular pre-school show diving into the weighty political topic of the existance or otherwise of the state of Kurdistan. Miss Hoolie took her Kurdish guests for a picnic in a thinly disguised Bellahouston Park, and we were 'treated' to Kurdish dancing. I might be wrong, but it looked suspiciously like the BBC had rounded up all the vaguely 'ethnic-looking' children from nearby and raided the fancy dress box, as none of them looked like they had ever encountered a Kurdish dance before and shuffled around looking embarrased. Still it looked like The Kurdish Camerons (maybe I misheard the name) enjoyed it and they immediately stopped missing their intellectual homeland. Good, good.

Daddy's Favourite In The Night Garden Episode

If you too love the innuendo packed In The Night Garden, then you can't have failed to see yesterday's spectacular.

Upsy Daisy wants to show Iggle Piggle her flower, but Iggle Piggle wants to ride in the Ninky Nonk.

Includes the ultimate classic Derek Jacobi line, "Where is Iggle Piggle taking Upsy Daisy?"

Schoolboy sniggering aplenty. Marvelous stuff.

Nativity Plays and Hello Kitty

DTE took part in her first Nativity Play today. Sadly Daddy couldn't make it, but I've already perused the video. DTE was a king (how PC) and sang ever so loudly. We're very proud.

At home at the moment, TBH, DTE, DTY and myself have a new obsession. It's "Hello Kitty: Stump Village". A gorgeous, superb claymation adventure featuring loads of favourite Sanrio characters, including Daddy's favourite Badtz Maru. It's helpfully scheduled at 3:45am by Cartoonito, so you'll either need Sky+ or an insomniac toddler, but if it's Japanese and weird, of course you can count me in.

You can find out more about our experience of viewing Hello Kitty: Stump Village here.

I Hate Spam

Today, I was bored and as usual, I had a couple of hundred spam e-mails to wade through. I hate spam, but I decided it was time for some revenge and so I decided to start sending some replies.

Okay, so it's my usual juvenile attempts at humour, but if you're interested, you can see the results here.

It's Been A While..

This blog's been seriously neglected (again) of late. We've been ready getting the shop ready for Xmas but today I did manage to snatch a little while to add episode guides for Stingray and Captain Scarlet and The Mysterons. If it's your bag, check them out...

Balamory Strikes Back

Well, in a deja vu type way, I'm back on Balamory with DTY. She seems to find it every bit as entertaining as her older sister did at that age. Gosh, it feels good to be back - I've missed it. Straight in with one of the later episodes, where Balamory's (somewhat unlikely) Kurdish community gets an airing. I was rewarded for my viewing with the innuendo packed Edie song. "Come up and see me sometime, and I can show you it all." Genius.

Meanwhile over on the cartoon epsiode lists I've been continuing to relive my own childhood by adding two very different cartoons: Transformers and DangerMouse. Ahh, the memories.

Standing and Ducking

OK, so I'm a bit fuzzy about about the head today. DTY has become very proud of her new trick - standing up in her cot. The main problem is that she then doesn't know how to get back down again. Oops! Well there is always the simple solution of wailing until Mum or Dad appears to rescue you, so never mind. Having tormented us in this manner yesterday evening, the fun began again at an early hour. Lovely. Still, she is beautiful, so we forgive her.

My cartoon episode guide is becoming a bit of a mania at the moment. Yesterday I added Pokemon, today Count Duckula. The problem is, every time I add a list, I think of four more I'd like to add. Ho, hum.

Innuendo Afoot on CBeebies (Again)

Just before yesterday afternoon's episode of Green Balloon Club (watched this morning on good-old Sky Plus by DTE and I) the introduction scene featured Sid lying on the ground playing with his snake. It was the best innuendo piece on CBeebies since the last run of Something Special, with Justin lurking around in the woods/changing rooms/etc.

Top stuff!

More Cartoon News

I know my cartoon fixation is taking over this blog, but just to let you know further to yesterday's post - I've tidied up the menu at my cartoon episode guide. I've also added in The Flintstones and all it's various off-shoots like Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm. I've also get episode lists up for a couple of older Hanna Barbera shows: Loopy De Loop and Huckleberry Hound.

On the Subject of Telly Box

Anyone who knows me, knows I'm a big fan of animation. What you might not know about is my fledgling cartoon epsiodes guide section on the Bus Stop Toy Shop website. There's episode guides there for most Hanna-Barbera cartoons - my particular favourites. Anyway, at long last today I managed to get hold of episode guides for Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics (would have been topical a month ago) and Josie and The Pussycats. Feel free to check them out. There's still a few I'm really on the hunt for. I'll keep you posted.

Rabbit Food and Roast Duck

DTY has embarked on a mission of, what we have come to term, "Bunny Bothering". Visiting DTE's rabbit is now the sole purpose of DTY's life. She's long since figured how to open the hutch and generously shares her affections with the somewhat frightened and bewildered rabbit at every opportunity.

DTE takes her responsibility of looking after her rabbit very seriously, and ensures that she gets a dose of treats every morning. Special Bunny Chocolate Drops, Yoghurt Drops and Crunchy Fruit things are the snacks in question. We've also been working hard on the concept of sharing recently. Therefore it was with some pride and a little alarm that we discovered that DTE was carefully sharing the rabbit treats between her bunny and her little sister. We're not sure how long it's been going on, but DTY looked absolutely delighted with her mouthful of rabbit snacks. Oh well.

Meanwhile, their normally animal-loving parents have been plotting to wring the neck of the duck with the affected lisp on Wonder Pets, and cook it for dinner. Our current vote for most annoying Kids TV character.

DTE Back to Nursery

It was with a small tear in the eye, that I trudged along the road to nursery with DTE this morning. I can't believe they're now taking our little princess away from us five mornings a week!

This morning we had a big cuddle and watched 'It's A Big, Big World' - our current morning program of choice. Smooch and Winslow discovered that Madge was missing! Panic stations all around, except for with Snook of course, who barely came out of his stoned slumber for long enough to register the dissappearance. Then, neurotic anteater Bob took us through his favourite songs from the series. Good stuff!

DTY's First Toothypeg

DTY now has another weapon to use in her battle for world domination. She has a tooth! Hooray! She's especially pleased with having her tooth brushed - it's a very funny thing to do. Meanwhile, on the tellybox front, we've been mostly watching 'Super Why' and 'Big World'. more on them another day...

Me Too CBeebies, I Love My Train

Found this on Youtube, with thanks to user, Fizzweeoo1. It amused me. I hope you like it.

Go Diego Go: Louis Gets The Horn

Last night we saw what must be the most ridiculous episode from the new GDG series yet. Diego helps, Louis, a Giant Turtle with the horn. Louis wants a woman, Diego finds an undiscovered island in The Galapagos (surely Google Maps got there first?), Alicia slopes off when there's hard work in the offing. A classic!

Granny Murray and The Gang

Another switch in the daily routine sees Me Too join the post breakfast line-up. Our favourites so far are Tina and her toy-boy Raymond. No-one seems to have noticed that their daughter must have been born when Raymond was about twelve and Tina in her mid-forties. Surely the police should be investigating?

Tina runs the worst Taxi Business in Glasgow. Yesterday she had three fares all day and still managed to double book herself. Still, we like her because she drives past our old flat in Glasgow in every episode. (Check it out - you can see the dilapidated sign for the off licence!)

DTE's First Crush

It is with great sadness, that I report that our not-yet-three-year-old has her first crush. It seems that the new CBeebies presenter, Andy, is the light of her life.

Oops, I've Been Missing...

Apologies to the regular readers. I've been away a while. Believe it or not, January is one of the busiest months running a toy shop. Clearing out old stuff in the January sale and planning ahead for the new year is all very time consuming. Sorry I haven't been around.

There's so much happened, I don't know where to start. I could tell you about the "Santa Experience" at Braehead - 2007 style - with many signs of the times. Suffice to say that Santa was younger than me and Polish, and some of his gifts from earlier in the season had been subject to product recalls. I could tell you about the wonderful family Christmas we all had. But no - I'll concentrate on my usual subject - the tellybox.

At the moment, we're most exited about new Go, Diego, Go episodes. Alicia is lazier than ever, the naughty Bobo Brothers seem to have been moved in and Baby Jaguar seems to have been sent to join the dole queue. So much to review in later posts.

We've also taken to watching Something Special. I'm getting good at sign language. I can sign 'Fat, Camp Man' and I perform it each time Justin appears. Poor Justin. It's not his fault he's a bit camp. There's no need for the producers of the show to have him (so far) lurking in the woods, waiting on the dock for sailors to arrive and myriad other stereotyped acts.

First Nights Away From DTY

It's too sad to contemplate. It's time for me to spend my first few nights away from my littlest princess. Berlin calls for a stag weekend. OK, so I am looking forward to it, but any parent knows the heartache of being away from the kids.

DTE kind of understands what's happening. She seemed to know last night that Daddy needed more cuddles than usual and told me that she loved me, when I was coming over to the shop this morning. (Holding her in one place long enough to get a quick kiss and cuddle is usually as much as I can hope for.) There will be a small tear in the eye on Friday and Saturday Night, when it's Go Diego Go time.

Another Go, Diego, Go! and Mashed Banana

She's too little! Surely DTY desn't need solid food yet! We'll apparently she does. Sleepless nights forced our hand and our littlest princess was served up some mashed banana. Mmmm! As well as solid food, DTY has developed a bad Go, Diego, Go! habit. During pre-bed feed, she can't get enough of it. We're going to have to be tough and feed her in another room as she's refusing to concentrate on milk, with her neck craning constantly towards the telly-box.

DTE loves Go, Diego, Go! and now knows most of the epsiodes off by heart. "My rescue pack..." "You need a tent, Diego!". Finally though they seem to be showing some new episodes on Nick Jr - last night they showed the Valentines Episode. All we can say is that they do things differently in The Banana Republic of Diego Land. Diego got a card from his cousin, Dora and the Bobo Brothers gave each other cards. All very worrying. Predictably Alicia had a whole pile of cards. Well we always guessed she was "popular" with the boys that work on King Momo's "crops plantation".

Go Diego Go

Been a while since the last post. Sorry! It's been a hectic time at the shop, with a couple of huge new ranges arriving. We've moved on from In The Night Garden - DTE has decided that it's for "little people". We're now into Go Diego Go. It's not bad, but we're not fans of his big sister Alicia. She had last night's episode to herself, and I confess to secretly wishing that the crocodile she was rescuing would eat her alive. Worryingly DTY also shows a great deal of interest in the show - enough to put her off her nigh time milk!

We've also been having fun with the CBeebies Magazine Reward Chart. The challenges this week are all food related, for example 'eat something green', 'finish your lunch', 'try a new vegetable', etc. We thought it was working well, but after bedtime story last night, DTE wondered aloud if she might be able to get a star for eating a chocolate rice crispie cake. Oh well.

Boo! Hiss! Cynical CBeebies Tactics

The good old Beeb, eh? Wait till they have the nation's 2 year olds hooked on In The Night Garden. Then, just as the DVD comes out, drop it from the schedule. Wow! Who'd have thought that Chris, Sid and Poi (and the new boy whoever he is) would use cynical tactics like this. We thought CBeebies was our friend.

Well tough. Me and DTE have all the episodes on Sky Plus. Ha Ha! And we wont be buying the DVD on principal.

In the place of ITNG, we get Big Cook, Little Cook. I have long standing issues with the show (check the link). First and foremost: You want to make a cookery show for children. Do you a) employ someone who can actually cook to present it or b) employ two out of work Northern Comics who clearly have no interest in children or cooking?

A Classic TV Morning

It's been a few hectic days since the last blog post. They included a TV ban (DTE's behaviour) and lots of running around. This morning however, we managed to sit down for a classic morning's viewing.

First of all, it was one of those rare occasions when we saw a Lazytown we haven't seen before. DTE was incredibly excited. This was about a Genie and was packed with classic Lazytown moments. It's rare for a second series episode to match the great stuff from series 1, however we really enjoyed this one. The song is set to be a favourite too.

Then, we had an all time classic Balamory. PC Plum got blown. No surprises there. On this occassion however, his hat flew away. Edie and Plummy had to go to the firestation (we're not sure which of them was more excited - Edie does have a bit of a fixation with fireman's poles after all) to ask the firemen to climb up a tree to get fore-mentioned hat. Everything needed for a great Balamory was there - farce, innuendo and ham-acting extras. Wonderful.

The New CD In Our House

Wow, after much nagging from TBH, Daddy finally got around to ordering the Lazytown CD for DTE. It's immediately become number one on the Conner House Hit Parade. The accompanying DVD with the sing along Karaoke videos is great too.

It's always nice to be nice, so I can tell you that cdzone.co.uk provided a great service and delivered fast.

This morning on Lazytown, local fatty Ziggy was given a lesson in tooth brushing from Sportacus.